All Shook Up

Okay kids. Let me tell you a story.

Sometimes I do things really dumb. If you have been reading this blog very long you know this fact.

Anyway.

So I went on a date with this kid last night. He is in my ward and he is really, really nice. I enjoyed myself a lot! We went to a corn maze and walked around. Naturally, I tripped a couple of times (that happens a lot when you are me.) but I managed to hide it pretty well.

We get out of the corn maze and go eat pie. It was delicious.

So I thought I was in the clear. I had done nothing extremely embarrassing the whole date.

Apparently fate had other ideas.

We parked back at his apartment and I get out of the car.

So far so good.

There is this pole in the way so I go to step around it. Apparently there was a sign on top of the pole.

And that sign smacked me in the face. Hard.

There was a noise and everything.

Here is my battle scar. It's worse today.

I thought these things only happened in movies...